Thoughts into words

darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

the-ever-so-odious:

Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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sailorsquart:

my favorite thing is that his mom probably had to buy him that shirt lol

sailorsquart:

my favorite thing is that his mom probably had to buy him that shirt lol

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

fall-overboy:

queenkillerkelly:

hardcorehousewife:

if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]

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Assume I’m dead if I don’t reblog this again.

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